TextExpander lipsum followup, with ice cream
It turns out it was me that was broken, not the Loremipscream API. That API can return just plain text, so the shell scripts are much more readable than trying to hack apart XML in Bash. You can get a list of “flavors” from the website, or just curl "http://loremipscream.com/flavors.xml" from the command line. That will also give you the slugs you need to use when calling them.
_why’s Chunky Bacon1 is nice, and Sailing Three Tuesdays2 (whose slug is “emo,” appropriately) is hilarious. There’s even one (Soylent Cream) which spits out fake identities3, and there are German and Czech flavors, too. Try them out on the website and then just paste a line like this in a TextExpander snippet set to “Shell Command”:
#!/bin/bash curl "http://loremipscream.com/flavors/chunky_bacon/serving.txt"
That will spit out a nice, small chunk of random text in your preferred flavor. Of course, you could always make a few different snippets to suit any mood. For reference, here’s the API info, and here are the available flavors and their slugs:
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <flavors> <flavor> <name>Vanilla</name> <slug>vanilla</slug> </flavor> <flavor> <name>Mint Chocolate Czech</name> <slug>mint</slug> </flavor> <flavor> <name>Sailing Three Tuesdays</name> <slug>emo</slug> </flavor> <flavor> <name>Soylent Cream</name> <slug>soylent</slug> </flavor> <flavor> <name>Texas Toast</name> <slug>toast</slug> </flavor> <flavor> <name>German Chocolate</name> <slug>chocolate</slug> </flavor> <flavor> <name>Chunky Bacon</name> <slug>chunky_bacon</slug> </flavor> <flavor> <name>Neapolitician</name> <slug>neapolitician</slug> </flavor> </flavors>
I should also take the opportunity to mention another cool take on the “greeking” text idea: Kwisatz Haderach, which my friend (and TUAW blogger) Kelly Guimont has been contributing to. Have a look, it’s fun stuff. You can always make non-random TextExpander snippets out of whatever is going to be the most useful to you. Assuming Lorem Ipsum is useful to you, which is probably a poor assumption to make. I think we’ll both survive this, though.
If you haven’t seen my last TextExpander bonanza, check it out to see what else it can do. That one includes some good static Lipsum snippets and HTML Lipsum, amongst some neat tricks. I’ve posted a few other TextExpander experiments, some more useful than others. Have a look, see if anything helps you out!
Chunky Bacon: But I have ever seen, and Invernoire Fantome reminds me a random password. I dont quite remember the visionary machine-coddling antics of Temple Grandin. Shibata-san’s site is a company which specializes in belgian waffles and fun fun fun pictures. These guys shot a couple more, if you’re Japanese. ↩
Sailing Three Thursdays:
Cause we know if this emptiness is called love, I don’t know what I wanna do.
Cause we know the answer.
Cause we hope you like what I have to take.
Vengeance in his brain.
When they are lame – no authority.
She is the party next door. ↩Soylent Cream:
Valerie Wright
Female
569–82-2027
3/1/1930
Griffith
99 Squier Road
Bryant, AR 72089 ↩

I love this.
I’m using it to pop out random text everywhere, and it’s usually hilarious. Like this:
Masashikun Hi! Masashikun Hi! is my favorite. Here’s the big names in chess. Tony is so great. It’s like a human seeing a huge full-body hug, careful to leave no region unhugged. Just like when those big, illuminated buttons came out on to this. I ran away, but the photographer was a much larger animals than we expect from a fountain of fecesor, at best, a fountain of knowledge of feces.
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